Wednesday, August 25, 2010

this public health message brought to you by the ED

one of my beloved co-residents treated a patient who had injured his hand with a chainsaw.  these were her instructions to him upon discharge from the emergency department:

"Use both hands when using a chainsaw. Wear protective eyewear. Always wear your helmet when riding bikes."
i don't think the incident involved him riding a bicycle without helmet or eye protection while using the chainsaw with one hand, but i do appreciate her concern for the patient's safety.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

That's totally awesome for discharge instructions. Maybe "practice safe sex" as well? I like it, I will start using these.

stevo said...

officer kitty, these may have been your own discharge instructions.

Unknown said...

Officer Kitty's only discharge instruction is "meow"